ok but why do so many people even care about whether or not Pluto is a planet..???
whatever I was expecting, this wasn’t it. It’s a planet that literally has no effect on your life omg
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual
Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW